Saturday, July 19, 2025
My first, and my latest - And guess who it is that does it!
I'm at a situation where I don't know the words to begin with, and I can only hope my words are understandable. But, here it is.
In 1987, my dad, who worked at a southern-gospel radio station, brought home a box of 7-in. records, mostly 45's, sitting at a shelf in the production room, "rejects" that the station didn't play.
One of the records had one Jesus-related song, which is why I guess it got mailed off to the station. The labels on this record were all black, with white lettering listing the names of the songs, and peoples' name and address under each title. And the company name on top in big capital letters - "HALMARK", with "Sound of Excellence" in smaller letters under that. Now, there are things that are obvious now, after some 38 years, but at the time, 18-year-old me had no idea what the heck to think of this.
Then I heard one of the songs, named "China Dolly". The least I can say is that it was very intriguing. Let me look through "The Wonderful and the Obscure" to find a Halmark record that has the same music track it had.
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Good, here's one. "Her Kind".
As I recall, it was a duet with Mary and a different male singer who had this sortof "soul"-type voice. But anyway, much like what I read about people who sang on Halmark records, they indeed sound like they were ad-lib "singing along" with the words. One of my brothers said it sounded like they were making the song up as they went along. Try as other records might as they passed my ears, I still call it the worst song ever recorded.
I would love to have that record again, but in 2002 - >ulp< - a very close friend, there we go, thought they had no more use for it, and threw it away. This is how dumb my stupid friend was. He did keep a copy of the song in one form or other until the 2012 "purge".
To add - heck, forget salt, how about vinegar - to the wound, it was only maybe a couple of months later when I found that ASPMA site, where I learned about song-poems. And I used up enough space already, so I'll skip to where I looked up that "discography" page and found out that Halmark was indeed a song-poem label.
So that Halmark record with "China Dolly" was my first song-poem record. I can not make myself forget how that went. I can remember everything of how that rendition sounded.
Fast-forward - heck, "hyperspace" is more like it - to maybe a week ago. I decided to look up Discogs to see if "China Dolly" could be there. The Halmark record wasn't there, but I found out that, of all people, Gary Roberts did a version of it. And the writer's name was very familiar with me because of all the times I saw it on that Halmark label - Gerald Momy. Doggonit, there weren't any copies for sale, so I couldn't get that.
But then I saw a 45 listed by another singer that had "China Dolly" as side B. And someone had it for sale, so I snatched it up. "China Dolly" was on my first song-poem record, and on my latest one.
And buddies, look who actually did his version of it.
From what I vividly remember of that Halmark version, this was up there on the scale of a difficult set of lyrics to navigate. Much like Gene was able to improve on "Beautiful Joyce", let's hear how he does with this.
China Dolly - Gene Marshall Download
There are no "I love you"s here! I guess Gerald took those out when he sent the lyrics to Preview, because the Halmark version had a lot of them. Anyway, it turns out I didn't remember all of that song. Some of the words I heard here reminded me of parts I forgot. As for Gene, what can I say? He did what he could with what he was given. They should've started fading out at about 2 1/2 minutes, all that stuff didn't have to be sung again (the Halmark version didn't do that), and for gosh sake, that jazzy part at the end with Gene's trademark "Yeah!" at the end should not have been done. The one thing both versions have that is glaringly wrong is - "The land of the rising sun" is Japan, not China!
Anyway, The question hanging over my head is, how did that Gary Roberts version do?
Wednesday, May 28, 2025
Not THAT Album, but Another One
As rough as it is to believe, this century is, or is almost 1/4th of the way through! I'm reminded of something I told one of my brothers on New Year's Day, 2010: "I'm in denial. 1980 was not 30 years ago." Well, it sure isn't. Make it 45 now.
A realization recently hit my brain pretty hard, when I saw the 2023 phone book laying in our living room: For what I think is the first time in my life, our house had its first year without a phone book.
I have memories of phone books past. The US maps with the time-zone borders, the promotional section with zillion-line phones and that corny photo of the "picture-phone" of the future that ended up being outmoded by I-Phones before we could ever have one of our own, the yellow-page ads for Farmbest milk and Falstaff beer years after they were no longer in stores in our area, Talking Fingers (which deserves a whole post of its own), the warning against not "relinquishing" a phone booth when someone else needs it for an emergency, the all-purpose 1776-present calendar... So many memories. In recent years, the phone books shrunk, and didn't have those things. Phone books have been a pretty good part of my life, and I hate to think we won't get them anymore. Oh well...
Now to the latest record in my collection. It's a JOiFU album! Not the one touted in the promotional typing on that 45 sleeve, but their next album.
On Discogs, there are a few JOiFU 45's listed from 1978-80. And an album with all the songs on the 45's. I figured I'd get the album with those songs instead of the 45's. So here it is.
Perhaps you can try to read and decode the broken grammar in this promotional stuff while enjoying (ehh) these songs. The photos open in a new tab when you click them, so you can still hear this page. All the songs are credited to the singers "and the Biji Roks".
I might get around to scanning the labels later, but I figure after this dang long, I might as well post this album now than to wait till then.
Side 1
Ev'ry Time I Hold You in My Arm - Connie Heywey Download
I Like To - Big Jim Biji Download
Gee, why is one line of this song swimming in my brain?
Love Is So Smooth - Connie Heywey Download
Sweet Baby Mine - Big Jim Biji Download
Rocking with Barbara - Big Jim Biji Download
Side 2
Big Hai from Tokyo - Big Jim Biji Download
Going and Coming - Big Jim Biji Download
Use a Little Pressure - Connie Heywey Download
When You Just Said Goodbye - Connie Heywey Download
I Said Hello to Love - Big Jim Biji Download
"Uncle Mistletoe" got me looking up Buddy Max, and here's a Discogs listing of his work, ranging from 1975-2002. Unfortunately, the "Tribute to the Challenger" album isn't listed, but Discogs don't list everything. But this is pretty neat.
Tuesday, December 24, 2024
From the Vaults of JOiFU Records (or, "What the Numodynamic Heck?!")
I just got another copy of Gene Marshall's Version of "What Do You Say Baby Beautiful Joyce", as well as another JOiFU 45. So I'll present 'em both here.
If you don't recall, here's the "origin story" once again. On Bob Purse's "The Wonderful and the Obscure", he uploaded a Mike Thomas 45 with an intriguing song on this post.
In doing an online search for that title, I found out that song-poem legend Gene Marshall did another version! Apparently, the lyric-writer, and/or "Beautiful Joyce" herself, reconfigured the words, sent them to another song-poem company, then had that version pressed on their own "vanity label". I uploaded this 45 on one of my previous "S&B" blogs.
Here are the labels from the copy I already had.
Now I have another copy, with a cacophony of promotional blurb-ness (if there's such a word) on the front of its paper sleeve.
For the heck of it, here are those 2 songs again. I'm gonna dispense with the corny "band names" that are given on these labels.
What Do You Say Baby Beautiful Joyce - Gene Marshall Download
Diane No. 2 - Gene Marshall Download
Now for the next record in my collection, another JOiFU 45!
Big Beat Daddy - Vicki Download
I wondered if there was any song-poem singer named Vicki who this could be. Then, I heard her sing. It isn't Vicki Farrell, is it?! If so, this is about 15 years after "Absolutely Positi'vly Love", and maybe several years after "You Can't Make Me Over". And hey, she talks on this one! I'm glad to own my first Vicki Farrell 45 ("if so", of course)!
Tell You Again - Mike Rogers Download
I don't think I heard him on any song-poems, but then again, I haven't heard every song-poem ever made. Mike gives us another reference to "beautiful Joyce" and her "beautiful voice" in this song.
Now, here's hoping I can find that album, or that JOiFU 156 45. Until then, goodbye,
and...
M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S
Tuesday, July 16, 2024
Music of America HAR-60
Yes, folks - We're going into the 90's with this one!
What is the deal with the lines?! They're not on the covers! Does my phone camera add them to the images? It just seems to happen to Music of America covers. This bugs me, but at least you can see what's on the covers besides the lines, anyway.
Words - Stephanie Allen Download
Cry Myself to Sleep - Charles Clark Download
My Love Song - Charles Clark Download
I Love Ruth - Carlton St. John Download
A Special Kind of Love - William LeBlanc Download
I Have Feelings Too, Friend - Erica Laine Download
Oooh! Baby - Carlton St. John Download
I think it should've been titled "Ohhh Baby", since that's what he's singing.
Give Your Love to Me - William LeBlanc Download
Eileen, I Learn - Charles Clark Download
It Must Be Love - Charles Clark Download
This Island of Mine - Charles Clark Download
"Cindy Blue" sounds to me like Debbie Davies, who sang on MSR under her real name, then "Debbi Davis", and then "Liza Evans".
The Rest of My Life - Cindy Blue Download
I Want a Woman - Carlton St. John Download
I Take What I Want - Carlton St. John Download
Big City Gal - Stephanie Allen Download
It's a pretty good guess that Fran Schottland Slotkin, who wrote the words to this song, signed the autograph on the cover.
We Were Too Young to Know - Cindy Blue Download
'Twas the Night before Christmas - Carlton St. John Download
Sight Can Be Blind - Carlton St. John Download
Made Up on You - Cindy Blue Download
Heartbreak - William LeBlanc Download
Sunday, July 14, 2024
Hollywood Sessions HS-042
I got the covers & labels of another song-poem album saved up, and here it is. You may recognize some of these songs.
Dick Kent, as "Buddy Raye", takes over the whole 1st side.
Love Is a Treasure - Buddy Raye Download
Say That You Love Me - Buddy Raye Download
Two Happy People - Buddy Raye Download
It Only Lasts for a While - Buddy Raye Download
Sentimental Music - Buddy Raye Download
You've Got Me Talking to Myself - Buddy Raye Download
The Ideal Gal - Buddy Raye Download
Snowflakes Are Falling - Buddy Raye Download
Sweet Dreams - Michelle Wood Download
I Am Water - Michelle Wood Download
You Hurt Me - Michelle Wood Download
The backing track here uses a different arrangement of the Halmark song "Life Is a Flame", along with many other Halmark songs. Hear this one on this post from Bob Purse's "The Wonderful and the Obscure".
Wait a minute... "I'm in the mood for sin"?!
The Play of Life - Michelle Wood Download
Lady Snow - Buddy Raye Download
Samuel Jackson - Buddy Raye Download
I Am Sure, My Love - Buddy Raye Download
The Family Circle - Buddy Raye Download
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